Where's MeMo's Pulitzer Prize?
Here's MeMo's homage to William Safire:
Speaking of which, the Father of the Nattering Nabob is hanging up his quill after many years of nabobbing and other pointless alliteration. Alas, he intends to keep his language column.
So after that jab at Safire, a Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist, she continues with these profundities:
3.Have you seen these online CNN ads? They're very subservient chicken! Oooh, Anderson Cooper as a subservient chicken. We're totally there.
a. Octopus sex (warning: not for pre-adolescent invertebrates).
b. eBay: because people are basically good at heart. So they yank the grilled cheese sandwich that looks like the Blessed Virgin.4. During the fight, an awards ceremony broke out. How will this play on UPN? (There's still a UPN?)
a. C'mon. When was the last time you heard the phrase "rap session"? 1978? Sheesh. There goes Vanity Fair's street cred.
5. You can't sleep because of work. You can't work because you can't sleep. Soothe yourself with pretty things.
Sort of leaves one stunned.
Posted by Anne Linehan @ 11/16/04 06:36 PM | Print |
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