We would have liked rapping topiary bunnies

METRO'S MARKETING DEPARTMENT WANTED to do something that showed "METRO isn't just a government entity," so they thought and they thought, and shazam! it hit them: Let's make a rap video with kids. As the video's director said, "It's a subtle and unique way to get people to pay attention to METRO and its services without following the same old route." Uh, okay.